SALBA.

REALLY DOES THIS. AT POOLS. WITH EVERYONE WATCHING. HE DOES IT AT 15 MINUTE BARGES TOO. ONE OTHER THING THAT IS WIERD ABOUT THIS... WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP FOR A YEAR AS A JUVENILE, WE WERE MADE TO DO HARD CORE CALISTHENICS WHICH INCLUDED PUSH UPS. IF YOU WERE DOING YOUR PUSH UPS LIKE STEVE IS DOING IN THE ABOVE VIDEO (I.E. PELVIC THRUST FLOOR FUCKING WITHOUT BENDING YOUR ARMS ALL THE WAY & NEVER TOUCHING YOUR CHEST TO THE GROUND) YOU WOULD BE SUBJECT TO ARRANGED BEATDOWNS WHERE THE STAFF WOULD STOP THE WHOLE GROUP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CALISTHENIC ROUTINE, POINT YOU OUT BY NAME, INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF TORTUROUS EXERCISES, AND TAKE AWAY THE ENTIRE 50 MAN DORMS' FREETIME ACTIVITIES, THUS INSURING THAT YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE BIGGEST CHOLOS IN THE DORM. JUST SAYIN, IF YER GOING TO DO PUSHUPS ON THE COPING WHILE EVERY FUCKER ELSE IS TRYING TO SKATE, AT LEAST DO EM RIGHT. BRA.