Hospitalized is what I be. Come visit hosenose in the hospital and I'll rewad you
With a blown out pool that everyone already knows about.
So it seems that I got poolitis in my elbow and the doc sez that shits serious dudes.
They put me under and cut open my elbow yesterday and they're leaving the fucker open til they figure out what's eating me. Literally. It's fucked. I can't post a photo of my sorry ass from my girls iPod so suck it.
Bailing out pools is dangerous shit,wussies. Wash yourselves after getting fucked swamp water on you. Not like any of you are ever going to find or clean out a fucking single pool in your life.
now i penis in you ear
About Me
- hosenose
- one time these four times i drank pabst blue ribbon beer all night and the next day i pooped my dickies on four seperate occasions. actually once was in seattle in the shower and i went to cut a fart and was like that felt strange and looked back and there was a tenderloin crackhead shotgun shit blast on the shower wall lucky it was tile and the shit was liquid it all washed down the drain. my girlfriend came and picked me up in oakland by the rockridge station and took me home to change with all the windows rolled down and i was holding my ass off the seat with one hand on the dash and one on the back of the seat of her 95 probe. by the time we got home the shit in my trousers was really cold so i could tell every time it touched my skin. rad.
roll the booch tube
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