WENT TO GIVE THE PAINTER SOME MONEY AND ...

GOT TO SEE THIS FUCKING INSANITY.
BETCHA WISH YA HAD THIS. ME TOO. WELL, IM ON DISABILITY WITH MY ELBOW STILL, AND THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IS SENDING MY GIMP ASS A CHECK EACH WEEK FOR MORE THAN YOU MAKE AT YOUR SHITTY JOB SO I'M OFF TO CANADA FOR A WEEK OF PARTY ACTION. THERES EVEN A COUPLA POOLS GOIN UP THERE. SWEET. HALLOWEEN AT LEESIDE PICS TO COME, FAGS.
HERES LAST YEAR:

SHITDICKED BUTTLICKER PUSSIES...

DESTROYED ANOTHER BARRIER SPOT IN FRISCO. THEY TRULY ARE WAGING A WAR AGAINST BARRIER SKATEBOARDING. WHO THE FUCK KNOCKS A JERSEY BARRIER OVER AND JUST LEAVES IT THERE BECAUSE THERES A BANK POURED UP TO IT? THIS IS SOMEHOW BETTER? DO ANY OF YOU KNOW THE FORCE IT TAKES TO KNOCK ONE OF THESE THINGS OVER?YOU SEE THEM ON THE FREEWAY AFTER A SEMI TRUCK HITS IT AND IT DOESNT FALL OVER. THATS HOW MUCH THESE SHITHEADS HATE SKATE SPOTS. DUDE. FUCK THE WORLD.

SALBA.

REALLY DOES THIS. AT POOLS. WITH EVERYONE WATCHING. HE DOES IT AT 15 MINUTE BARGES TOO. ONE OTHER THING THAT IS WIERD ABOUT THIS... WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP FOR A YEAR AS A JUVENILE, WE WERE MADE TO DO HARD CORE CALISTHENICS WHICH INCLUDED PUSH UPS. IF YOU WERE DOING YOUR PUSH UPS LIKE STEVE IS DOING IN THE ABOVE VIDEO (I.E. PELVIC THRUST FLOOR FUCKING WITHOUT BENDING YOUR ARMS ALL THE WAY & NEVER TOUCHING YOUR CHEST TO THE GROUND) YOU WOULD BE SUBJECT TO ARRANGED BEATDOWNS WHERE THE STAFF WOULD STOP THE WHOLE GROUP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CALISTHENIC ROUTINE, POINT YOU OUT BY NAME, INCREASE THE AMOUNT OF TORTUROUS EXERCISES, AND TAKE AWAY THE ENTIRE 50 MAN DORMS' FREETIME ACTIVITIES, THUS INSURING THAT YOU GOT YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE BIGGEST CHOLOS IN THE DORM. JUST SAYIN, IF YER GOING TO DO PUSHUPS ON THE COPING WHILE EVERY FUCKER ELSE IS TRYING TO SKATE, AT LEAST DO EM RIGHT. BRA.

DIRTBAG CHALLENGE WAS RAD.

FUCKIN DIRTBAG CHALLENGE GETS THROWN EVERY YEAR HERE IN FRISCO. ITS DONE BY A GUY NAMED POLL & HIS CREW. THE DEAL IS BUILD A CHOPPER FOR NO MORE THAN 1000 DOLLARS START TO FINISH AND RIDE IT A MINIMUM DISTANCE TO THE PARTY. PRETTY RAD. FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT THINK BUILDING A RUNNING AND REASONABLY CREATIVE CUSTOM MOTORCYCLE FOR LESS THAN A GRAND SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU COULD GET INTO, GIVE IT A TRY. WHEN YOU GIVE UP, TAKE A DILDO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS DRY AND RUN DOWN THE FREEWAY BACKWARDS AND AGAINST TRAFFIC TILL YOU DIE. HERES SOME SHOTS.
MY BUDDY TURK MADE THIS THING. IM HOPING HE WON. IT WAS THE BADDEST DUDE BRO.



THIS YOUNG LADY WAS RIDING A 1930 VELOCETTE. THATS FUCKING RAD AS SHIT IF YOU ASK ME.

CHECK OUT MY VAGINA!!

FUNNY THING IS.. MY VAGINA IS LOCATED... ON MY ELBOW. THE DEEPER, WETTER PART YOU SEE IN THE MIDDLE IS MY BURSA. THE SAC THAT RESTS ON THE BONE BETWEEN THE MUSCLE/SINEW AND THE OTHER GOOD STUFF IN THERE. YUMMY. EVERY DAY I HAVE TO CHANGE MY DRESSING AND GIVE MY ARM A SQUEEZE TO SEE WHAT COMES OUT OF MY BURSA! YAAAY! SO FAR IT WENT FROM FOAM TO LESS, STINKIER FOAM TO A COUPLE DROPS OF CLEAR REDDISH ORANGE LIQUID TO TODAY THERE WAS NOTHING. SWEET. MY VAGINA IS DRYING UP. FOR ONCE THATS A GOOD THING. DRAIN A POOL, FAGGITS, AND WHEN YOU GET THE SLIME ALL OVER YOU, DONT WASH IT OFF FOR A FEW DAYS. RAD.

BORN LOSER BLOG RULES.

FROM THIS TO THIS IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.

THIS WAS MY LAST WEDNESDAY, PUSSY ASSES. F U C K A L L O F Y O U . GO DRAIN SOMETHING SO I DONT HAVE TO. STAPH INFECTIONS HURT LIKE FUCK. I CANT SKATE FOR A WEEK NOW BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT. FUCK.

NOT FUCKING RAD.

Hospitalized is what I be. Come visit hosenose in the hospital and I'll rewad you
With a blown out pool that everyone already knows about.
So it seems that I got poolitis in my elbow and the doc sez that shits serious dudes.
They put me under and cut open my elbow yesterday and they're leaving the fucker open til they figure out what's eating me. Literally. It's fucked. I can't post a photo of my sorry ass from my girls iPod so suck it.
Bailing out pools is dangerous shit,wussies. Wash yourselves after getting fucked swamp water on you. Not like any of you are ever going to find or clean out a fucking single pool in your life.