DO ME A FAVOR ALL NON WUSSY READERS OF THIS BLOG!!!

LEAVE A FRIGGIN COMMENT HERE ON THIS HERE POST HERE IF I SHOULD KEEP HERE DOING THIS HERE BLOG HERE.
THAT WAY I KNOW IF THE 2,800 OR SO OF YOU OUT THERE ARE ONE WEIRDO THAT CHECKS IN EVERY FIVE MINUTES, OR THOUSANDS OF DEVOTED NON-WUSSIES THAT NEED THIS SHITTY BLOG TO KEEP GOIN*. SMOOCHES MOTHERFUCKERS.




(*not that i give a fuck what you want)

FOR FUCKS SAKES!!!!

POSSIBLY THE FUNNEST CAPSULE IVE EVER RODE. LOCATION: BANGOR, MAINE....DUMBASS.


CORRECTION WAAAAAAY LATER... ROSSMOOR. THIS IS A ROSSMOOR.

YEAH BABE

BACK TO SO CAL..

HORNY? GOPHER IT!

RODE FIVE SHOT ONE. SUCK IT.

ATTENTION WUSSIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR COPY OF =CANCER DUST= NOW!!!!!!!

THE BEST POOL SKATEBOARDING VIDEO EVER MADE. GET IT HERE:WWW.FRESNOPOOLS.BLOGSPOT.COM OR WWW.MYSPACE/FRESNOPOOLS.COM

TWELVE BUCKS GETS YOU CANCER DUST ON DVD. ON THE SAME SITE YOU CAN GET TRESS-SLASHING, PEECOCKS LAST POOL VID BEFORE CANCER DUST. YOU'LL BE STOKED. IT MIGHT MAKE YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY ASS AND FIND/DRAIN A BACKYARD POOL, BUT PROBABLY NOT.

NEW SECTION FOR THE UGLYPLANTREVERT: UGLY CAM!

OUR NEWEST ADDITION TO THIS SHITTY BLOG IS THE UGLY CAM. AND TO KICK IT OFF PROPERLY WE GOTS ONE OF THE MOST HIDEOUS BRIDGE TROLLS WE KNOW, SKREECH. SKREECH IS THE GNARLIEST POOL SKATEBOARDER I'VE EVER SEEN, AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING. THE FACT THAT THIS DUDE GETS LAID SHOULD GIVE YOU ALL HOPE. WELCOME SKREECH.





THIS ONES EXTRA WEIRD. SKREECH WAS AGAIN IN THE SAME PLACE AS HIS SEPARATED CONJOINED TWIN BROTHER COUSIN UNCLE DAD PAUL FROM FRESNO. SKREECH IS A FREAK OF NATURE, BUT THATS SO FUCKED UP THAT THERES TWO OF THEM.

FUCKED AROUND IN SOUTH CALIFORNIA

YOU CANT SEE THE DEATHBOX IN THIS ONE CAUSE PAT'S GETTING IT. BUT ITS THERE.


YOU WERENT THERE. I WONDER WHY YOU DIDNT GO DOWN THERE WITH US AND SKATE ALL THAT RAD SHIT? OH YEAH, YOU WERENT INVITED. RIGHT.

PEE COCKS' VIDEO PREMIERE WAS FUCKIN SIIIIIIICK.

IM NOT ONE OF THOSE DUDES THAT WALKS AROUND PARTIES WITH A CAMERA, SO DONT EXPECT TO SEE ALL THESE HIP PARTY POSE SHOTS OF YOUR FAVORITE POOL SKATING HEROES, BUT THEY WERE THERE AND THEY WERE WASTED. YOU WEREN'T THERE CAUSE YOUR WIFE SAID YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THE RAIN GUTTERS AND LITTER BOX BEFORE YOU MUNCH HER "LITTER BOX". THEN SHE WOULDN'T LET YOU USE THE CAR. BUMMER. GOT A COUPLE OF REAL FUNNY UGLY-CAM SHOTS OF SKREECH. SOON TO COME.

dont miss it THIS SATURDAY!!!!!

AFTER THE COMBI BOWL CONTEST DRAG YER WUSSY ASS OVER TO CHINO FOR THE GNARLIEST PARTY YOUR BROWN EYE EVER STANK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
"​​CANCE​R DUST"​​skate​board​ing video​ premi​er!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​

where​:​​THE BACKS​TABBE​R RANCH​
7653 kimba​ll ave.
chino​,​​ca.​​91710​

when:​​sat.​​may 16-6:​​30 pm TIL YOU PASS OUT BRING YOUR TENT!!!!

bands​-​​DIMIN​ISHIN​G DEVIC​E

THE PROST​ITUTE​S

A.​​W.​​O.​​L.​​(​​membe​rs of doggy​ style​)​​

more-​​T.​​B.​​A.​​


GNARLY ASS SKATE​ JAM​ SHITLOADS OF RAMPS.FULL GNAR PARK-​​horse​ shoe pits-​​"​​GRAND​ WIZZA​RD"​​ drink​ing conte​st-​​and raffl​e!​​(NOT FOR THE TIMID! RAFFLE ITEMS INCLUDE LEWD ACTS PERFORMED BY LOOSE WOMEN IN BONDAGE!!!)

LADIES!!: LOTS OF FRESH YOUNG SKATEBOARDER FLESH! ALL YOU CAN EAT MAN MEAT!!!



DUDES!!!!DO NOT TRY TO FUCK THE ALPACA. OR WE WILL KILL YOU.

OUR BUDDY ORR...

MAKES BETTER GRAPHICS THAN THE GUY THAT MAKES THE GRAPHICS FOR YOUR EMO STREET SKATING COMPANY.
HIS CHOICE OF MEDIA FOR THIS RENDITION OF A SUCCUBUS...
MENSTRUAL BLOOD FOR INK. PULLED FRESH FROM THE WOUND THAT NEVER HEALS.

THIS SATURDAY MAY 16TH!!!!!!!!!!

BE THERE OR BE EVEN MORE SQUARE, WUSSIES.
PEE COCKS NEW POOL KILLING MOVIE, 3 YEARS IN THE MAKING.
MOST ASSUREDLY THE RADDEST POOL SKATEBOARDING FILM EVER MADE.
YOU THOUGHT TRESS-SLASHING WAS SICK, HOLD ON TO YOUR COPERS AND LAPPERS, 'CAUSE

---CANCER DUST----

IS GOING TO FUCK YOUR WORLD UP.
COME TO THE PARTY, MOTHERFUCKERS, IF YOU GOT THE BALLS!





"​​CANCE​R DUST"​​skate​board​ing video​ premi​er!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​

where​:​​THE BACKS​TABBE​R RANCH​
7653 kimba​ll ave.
chino​,​​ca.​​91710​

when:​​sat.​​may 16-6:​​30 pm

bands​-​​DIMIN​ISHIN​G DEVIC​E

THE PROST​ITUTE​S

A.​​W.​​O.​​L.​​(​​membe​rs of doggy​ style​)​​

more-​​T.​​B.​​A.​​


GNARLY ASS SKATE​ JAM​ SHITLOADS OF RAMPS.FULL GNAR PARK-​​horse​ shoe pits-​​"​​GRAND​ WIZZA​RD"​​ drink​ing conte​st-​​and raffl​e!​​

DO NOT TRY TO FUCK THE ALPACA. OR WE WILL KILL YOU.

THIS DIRTY LITTLE SLUT...

HAS BEEN LETTIN' EVERYBODY TAKE A RIDE ON HER CURVES. LITTLE HO. BLOWOUTS ARE COMMON WHERE I LIVE. DUDES THAT DONT GET POOLS CANT KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT ABOUT GOOD ONES LIKE THIS.

THIS ONES TOO GOOD WE HAD TO DO MORE TO IT.

BLA BLA BLA YOU WUSSIES BLA BLA BLA ADDED A HIP BLA BLA BLA SPINE BLA BLA BLA NOW YOU CAN TRANSFER IF YOU ARENT A SCARED BITCH BLA BLA INTO THE SIDE FROM THE PERFECT HIP BLA BLA. FUCK YOU.