dont miss it THIS SATURDAY!!!!!

AFTER THE COMBI BOWL CONTEST DRAG YER WUSSY ASS OVER TO CHINO FOR THE GNARLIEST PARTY YOUR BROWN EYE EVER STANK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
"​​CANCE​R DUST"​​skate​board​ing video​ premi​er!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​!​​

where​:​​THE BACKS​TABBE​R RANCH​
7653 kimba​ll ave.
chino​,​​ca.​​91710​

when:​​sat.​​may 16-6:​​30 pm TIL YOU PASS OUT BRING YOUR TENT!!!!

bands​-​​DIMIN​ISHIN​G DEVIC​E

THE PROST​ITUTE​S

A.​​W.​​O.​​L.​​(​​membe​rs of doggy​ style​)​​

more-​​T.​​B.​​A.​​


GNARLY ASS SKATE​ JAM​ SHITLOADS OF RAMPS.FULL GNAR PARK-​​horse​ shoe pits-​​"​​GRAND​ WIZZA​RD"​​ drink​ing conte​st-​​and raffl​e!​​(NOT FOR THE TIMID! RAFFLE ITEMS INCLUDE LEWD ACTS PERFORMED BY LOOSE WOMEN IN BONDAGE!!!)

LADIES!!: LOTS OF FRESH YOUNG SKATEBOARDER FLESH! ALL YOU CAN EAT MAN MEAT!!!



DUDES!!!!DO NOT TRY TO FUCK THE ALPACA. OR WE WILL KILL YOU.

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