felchwad43: FUCK THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES

THE CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR VEHICLES CAN BITE THE DINGLEBERRIES OUT OF MY ASS HAIR AND CHEW. TODAY I WENT TO GET THE REGISTRATION TAGS FOR MY TRUCK. THEYRE EXPIRED BECAUSE IM A UNION LABORER AND THERES NO WORK RIGHT NOW. I HAD ALREADY PAID THE 561 FUCKING DOLLARS TO RENEW MY TAGS, BUT THEY DIDNT FUCKING GIVE EM TO ME. EVEN THOUGH I WAS ALREADY STANDING AT THE DMV HANDING OVER 561 BUCKS FOR MY REG, I HAD TO CALL ANOTHER OFFICE AND PAY 14 MORE BUCKS BY CREDIT CARD TO VERIFY MY INSURANCE. TO DO THIS I HAD TO GET MY GIRL TO PAY ON HER CARD, WHICH MEANT I HAD TO GO HOME AND MEET HER LATER THT NIGHT. SO I PAID THE 14 BUCKS, BRINGING MY TOTAL TO FUCKING 575 DOLLARS JUST FOR FUCKING REGISTRATION. THEN I WENT TO WORK FOR A WEEK AND DIDNT HAVE TIME TO PICK THE NEW TAGS UP FROM THE DMV WITH ITS 3 HOUR WAIT. SO DURING THAT WEEK, I GET A TICKET FOR EXPIRED TAGS. FUCK. SO I GO TO DMV TODAY AND WAIT THE 3 HOURS, ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT I CANT GET MY TAGS UNTIL, GET THIS, I PAY OFF THE FIX IT TICKET FOR EXPIRED TAGS. THEY WONT GIVE ME TAGS, UNTIL I PAY A FIXIT TICKET FOR...... NO TAGS. 120 FUCKING DOLLARS. IF THE CUNT COULDVE HANDED ME MY TAGS, I WOULDVE HAD TAGS, AND THEY COULDVE SIGNED OFF MY TICKET FOR NO TAGS. THE FINE WOULDVE BEEN 10 BUCKS FOR A SIGN OFF. FUCK THE WORLD.SO I MADE MYSELF FEEL BETTER BY SKATING 2 NEW POOLS, AND LET ME TELL YA, THEY WERE FUCKING GEMS. YOU SUCK, SO YOU WERENT THERE.