UGLY CAM THREE-FOR-ONE SPECIAL!!!!! TODAY ONLY!!!

FIRST UP ON THE UGLY CAM IS THE LENS FOGGING FREAKISHNESS OF THE LEGENDARY LUDA CROOKS. CHALBA IS A FINE EXAMPLE OF THE WILD SOUTH CACKALACKA SPECKLE BELLY GINGER GOBLIN. DUDE KILLS IT SO HARD AT SKATING. THE UGLIER, THE BETTER WHEN IT COMES TO WHEELIE-BOARDING, I GUESS. TWO HANDED BEERS UP TO CRIZNOOKIE.
NEXT UP WE GOT THE ILLEGITIMATE SPAWN OF RON JEREMY AND LEMMY KILMISTER, AL FUCKIN PARTANEN. PARTS GOTS A FACE LIKE A SHAR-PEI, BUT MAN CAN MY BOY RIDE THE STUNTWOOD. HERE WE SEE NURSE PARTY DRAINING A GOOD DOUBLE SHOTGLASS FULL OF PUS FROM THE EGREGIOUS GOLF-BALL-SIZED NECK BOIL OF THEIR FILMER. LOOKIN STOKED ABOUT THAT SURGERY YER PERFORMIN' THERE, AL!

MATT MUMFORD GETS THE RAD DUDE AWARD FOR THE FLORAL PATTERN FLIPPY-FLOPPIES.WORD. UGLY CAM WAS THERE FOR HIS EXPLANATION OF HOW HIS LEFT BIG TOENAIL WENT BYE BYE AND WAS REPLACED BY A FURRY PATCH OF BLACK AND GREY MOLD. CONGRATS, MATTS ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR TOE-RODENT! KIDS, BE HAPPY THIS PHOTO IS BLURRY. PUKE IS HARD TO GET OUT OF YOUR KEYBOARD.