NEW GRAPHIC ON BACKSTABBER COURTESY OF ALOY.

MY BUDDY ALOY THOUGHT THE "STILL ROLLIN" GRAPHIC ON MY SKATE WASN'T QUITE FINISHED WITHOUT A PRTRAIT OF MY ENORMOUS DRIPPING HOG. HE WAS RIGHT. THANKS ALOY.

UGLY CAM THREE-FOR-ONE SPECIAL!!!!! TODAY ONLY!!!

FIRST UP ON THE UGLY CAM IS THE LENS FOGGING FREAKISHNESS OF THE LEGENDARY LUDA CROOKS. CHALBA IS A FINE EXAMPLE OF THE WILD SOUTH CACKALACKA SPECKLE BELLY GINGER GOBLIN. DUDE KILLS IT SO HARD AT SKATING. THE UGLIER, THE BETTER WHEN IT COMES TO WHEELIE-BOARDING, I GUESS. TWO HANDED BEERS UP TO CRIZNOOKIE.
NEXT UP WE GOT THE ILLEGITIMATE SPAWN OF RON JEREMY AND LEMMY KILMISTER, AL FUCKIN PARTANEN. PARTS GOTS A FACE LIKE A SHAR-PEI, BUT MAN CAN MY BOY RIDE THE STUNTWOOD. HERE WE SEE NURSE PARTY DRAINING A GOOD DOUBLE SHOTGLASS FULL OF PUS FROM THE EGREGIOUS GOLF-BALL-SIZED NECK BOIL OF THEIR FILMER. LOOKIN STOKED ABOUT THAT SURGERY YER PERFORMIN' THERE, AL!

MATT MUMFORD GETS THE RAD DUDE AWARD FOR THE FLORAL PATTERN FLIPPY-FLOPPIES.WORD. UGLY CAM WAS THERE FOR HIS EXPLANATION OF HOW HIS LEFT BIG TOENAIL WENT BYE BYE AND WAS REPLACED BY A FURRY PATCH OF BLACK AND GREY MOLD. CONGRATS, MATTS ON THE BIRTH OF YOUR TOE-RODENT! KIDS, BE HAPPY THIS PHOTO IS BLURRY. PUKE IS HARD TO GET OUT OF YOUR KEYBOARD.

TOOK A TRIP DOWN TO...

A LITTLE TOWN CALLED "DONT FUCKING WORRY ABOUT IT", CALIFORNIA THIS WEEK. SEE THEY DONT FILL THEIR SWIMMING POOLS WITH SISSY ASS WATER DOWN THERE.



THIS ONE LOOKS LIKE ITS GOING AWAY. BUMMER. THE FRESH COAT OF PAINT THE PROPERTY DEVELOPER PUT ON IT GOT SOME WHEEL MARKS ALL OVER IT. I WONDER HOW THEY GOT THERE? WEIRD.
YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE, DORK. HOW WAS YOUR SESSION AT THE SAME SKATEPARK YOUVE BEEN RIDING FOR YEARS DOING THE SAME LINE YOU ALWAYS DO? LAME. I KNOW.

ANOTHER NEW ONE ...

...AND YOU WERE NOT THERE. THANK GOD. I SEE ENOUGH BACKSIDE KICKTURNS WHEN I MAKE THE TERRIBLE MISTAKE OF GOING TO A MUNICIPAL SKATEPARK. SO I GUESS YOU NOT BEING THERE WAS THE BEST THING ABOUT THE SESSION. SMOOCHES!

MAKE YOUR OWN CAPTION FOR THIS ONE.
STOLEN.

SAM REED, BAD MOTHERFUCKER.

SAM SHOT THESE.
THIS GUY AGAIN. HELMET AND ALL. BY THE WAY YOU WOULDNT GET THE SEAT IN THIS ONE. TRUST ME.

THE CAPTAIN. ADAM MORGAN SKATES POOLS BETTER THAN ANYONE YOU KNOW. TOTAL BABE MAGNET TOO. GUY HAS A FREAKIN PRETTY SWEET LIFE.

GAVE ME THE FLU. FUCK U.

DONT GET THE FLU. I GOT THE FLU. SUCK MY BALLS. DIE.

ANOTHER PARTY YOU MISSED. THIS TIME IT WAS A BIG ONE.

JAKS CONVENTION 2009 (THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE TEAM) WAS LAST WEEK. HERES 43 OF US HANGIN OUT WITHOUT YOU. AND THAT'S JUST IN THE TEN MINUTES I PUT DOWN MY SKATE TO TAKE A PHOTO OF SOME SETS OF COLORS. I COULDN'T GET EVERYBODY. DONT WORRY, THERE WAS ENOUGH GOING ON WITHOUT YOU THERE TO FUCK IT UP FOR EVERYONE WITH YOUR WHINING. SKATEBOARDING, HOCKEY WHILE SKATEBOARDING, FIRECRACKER AND OTHER EXPLOSIVE ATTACKS WHILE SKATEBOARDING, SEX WHILE SKATEBOARDING, DRINKING WHILE SKATEBOARDING, DRUG ABUSE WHILE SKATEBOARDING, FIGHTING WHILE SKATEBOARDING, PUKING WHILE SKATEBOARDING, AND SKATEBOARDING. AND BANDS. LOTS OF BANDS. YOU MISSED OUT ON A SIIIICK ONE THIS TIME, WUSS-SSSSSY. HOO!