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- one time these four times i drank pabst blue ribbon beer all night and the next day i pooped my dickies on four seperate occasions. actually once was in seattle in the shower and i went to cut a fart and was like that felt strange and looked back and there was a tenderloin crackhead shotgun shit blast on the shower wall lucky it was tile and the shit was liquid it all washed down the drain. my girlfriend came and picked me up in oakland by the rockridge station and took me home to change with all the windows rolled down and i was holding my ass off the seat with one hand on the dash and one on the back of the seat of her 95 probe. by the time we got home the shit in my trousers was really cold so i could tell every time it touched my skin. rad.
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wow. barely over the coping and borderline stinkbug. good thing he had the helmet on for this b u r l y a i r .
ReplyDeleteaaaaaha!!! got ya! i logged in as my girlfriend and wrote something mean about my own post! hahaha how subversive! thats what i get for sucking myself off with pictures of myself skateboarding on my own faggot ass blog. lucky for most of you i'm not at the desk next to you while youre blogging saying harsh ass shit about your self indulgent attention seeking hipster bullshit you put on the internet.
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