ANOTHER PARTY YOU MISSED. THIS TIME IT WAS A BIG ONE.
JAKS CONVENTION 2009 (THE 30TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE TEAM) WAS LAST WEEK. HERES 43 OF US HANGIN OUT WITHOUT YOU. AND THAT'S JUST IN THE TEN MINUTES I PUT DOWN MY SKATE TO TAKE A PHOTO OF SOME SETS OF COLORS. I COULDN'T GET EVERYBODY. DONT WORRY, THERE WAS ENOUGH GOING ON WITHOUT YOU THERE TO FUCK IT UP FOR EVERYONE WITH YOUR WHINING. SKATEBOARDING, HOCKEY WHILE SKATEBOARDING, FIRECRACKER AND OTHER EXPLOSIVE ATTACKS WHILE SKATEBOARDING, SEX WHILE SKATEBOARDING, DRINKING WHILE SKATEBOARDING, DRUG ABUSE WHILE SKATEBOARDING, FIGHTING WHILE SKATEBOARDING, PUKING WHILE SKATEBOARDING, AND SKATEBOARDING. AND BANDS. LOTS OF BANDS. YOU MISSED OUT ON A SIIIICK ONE THIS TIME, WUSS-SSSSSY. HOO!
MOTOYAN IS A BAD MOTHERFUCKER
apparently, motoyan went to visit friends in kaikado. he snapped this insane sportster. orale pues motoyansan! you wussies in america need to get your shit together apparently. myself included.
FUCK THIS SHITTY WORLD PART 2.
FUCK THOSE WHO DESTROY WHAT SKATEBOARDERS BUILD.
THIS TIME IT WAS MY CONCRETE THAT THEY FUCKED OFF.
AND KLEMOFFS'.
AND SKOTTS'.
AND GRIMES'.
THEY RIPPED OUT MY BARRIER AT 15TH AND SAN BRUNO ALSO KNOWN AS THE U.P.S. BARRIER.
GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN... WE WILL BE BACK.
17 BAGS OF CONCRETE IN MY GARAGE HAVE SOMETHING VERY LOUD TO SAY ABOUT THEM BREAKING OUT MY SPOT.
WELL DONE POD FOR PUTTING OUR HARD WORK ON THE COVER OF YOUR MAG.
ALL YOU WUSSIES WRITE TO POD AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO SAUCE.
SAUCE SKATEBOARD ZINE P.O. BOX 42124 PORTLAND OREGON 97242
ITS FREE BUT SEND POD MONEY FAGGOTS.
FUCK THE WORLD IN ITS' SHITTY ASS PART3:
THE CUM GUZZLING JIZZ JUNKIES AT CALTRANS FORCED THE LOT OWNER AT MY OTHER BARRIER TO PARK HIS SHITTY BUM WINNEBAGO ON THE TRANSITION UNTIL THEY GET A CREW TOGETHER TO RIP IT OUT. F U C K T H E W O R L D .
THIS SPOT ALSO DESTROYED IN THE SAME WEEK THEY RIPPED OUT MY OTHER BARRIER AND GRAVESIDE IN HAWAII.
WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS DONT KNOW IS THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE PISSED OFF THAT THEY FUCK OFF OUR HARD WORK.
A VERY GENEROUS SKATEBOARDER THAT WILL REMAIN UNNAMED HAS OFFERED TO FINANCE ALL RENEGADE CONCRETE IN OUR CITY FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.
THEREFORE THE SHITASSED PUSSY FUCKS THAT DESTROYED MY SPOTS ARE GONNA CRY WHILE WE SKATE THE DOZENS OF NEW SPOTS I'M GONNA BUILD IN WEEKS TO COME.
CAN YOU TELL I'M PISSED?
THIS TIME IT WAS MY CONCRETE THAT THEY FUCKED OFF.
AND KLEMOFFS'.
AND SKOTTS'.
AND GRIMES'.
THEY RIPPED OUT MY BARRIER AT 15TH AND SAN BRUNO ALSO KNOWN AS THE U.P.S. BARRIER.
GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN... WE WILL BE BACK.
17 BAGS OF CONCRETE IN MY GARAGE HAVE SOMETHING VERY LOUD TO SAY ABOUT THEM BREAKING OUT MY SPOT.
WELL DONE POD FOR PUTTING OUR HARD WORK ON THE COVER OF YOUR MAG.
ALL YOU WUSSIES WRITE TO POD AND GET A SUBSCRIPTION TO SAUCE.
SAUCE SKATEBOARD ZINE P.O. BOX 42124 PORTLAND OREGON 97242
ITS FREE BUT SEND POD MONEY FAGGOTS.
FUCK THE WORLD IN ITS' SHITTY ASS PART3:
THE CUM GUZZLING JIZZ JUNKIES AT CALTRANS FORCED THE LOT OWNER AT MY OTHER BARRIER TO PARK HIS SHITTY BUM WINNEBAGO ON THE TRANSITION UNTIL THEY GET A CREW TOGETHER TO RIP IT OUT. F U C K T H E W O R L D .
THIS SPOT ALSO DESTROYED IN THE SAME WEEK THEY RIPPED OUT MY OTHER BARRIER AND GRAVESIDE IN HAWAII.
WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS DONT KNOW IS THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE PISSED OFF THAT THEY FUCK OFF OUR HARD WORK.
A VERY GENEROUS SKATEBOARDER THAT WILL REMAIN UNNAMED HAS OFFERED TO FINANCE ALL RENEGADE CONCRETE IN OUR CITY FROM THIS POINT FORWARD.
THEREFORE THE SHITASSED PUSSY FUCKS THAT DESTROYED MY SPOTS ARE GONNA CRY WHILE WE SKATE THE DOZENS OF NEW SPOTS I'M GONNA BUILD IN WEEKS TO COME.
CAN YOU TELL I'M PISSED?
UN FUCKING BELIEVEABLE.
SOMEONE COOL ACTUALLY READS THIS SHITTY BLOG. AND THEY SENT IN A COUPLE THEY RODE THIS WEEK. THE FUCKING POINT OF THIS THING IS TO RUB IT IN TO YOU TOTAL LAME ASSES THAT YOU DONT GET TO SKATE ANY GOOD SHIT, BUT I ACTUALLY SKATE WITH THIS GUY AND HE FINDS EM, DRAINS EM, AND TAKES ME WITH HIM WHEN HE SKATES EM. SO HE GETS A PASS.
GUEST CONTRIBUTOR POOLS FROM THIS WEEK
CAME UP!!!!
MY ONE BUDDY TOLD ME OVER A YEAR AGO HOW HE WAS MAKING A YAMAHA XS650 CHOPPER. I WAS JEALOUS. I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO ONE FOR A WHILE. ANYWAY, I BUMPED INTO HIM THE OTHER NIGHT AND ASKED HOW THE BIKE WAS PROGRESSING, TURNS OUT HE HASN'T FUCKING TURNED ONE BOLT ON THE THING. HE GENEROUSLY OFFERED IT TO ME FOR THE EXHORBITANT PRICE OF 200 BUCKS. HOW COULD I SKIP OUT ON THAT FUCKIN DEAL? NO WAY! RUNNING BIKE!!!
TOOK IT HOME THE NEXT MORNING AND IN AN HOUR AND A HALF STRIPPED IT TO THE BONE. I DONT BLOG MY BIKES SO THIS IS THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF IT UNLESS ITS ME RIDING BY YOU ON THE STREET ND YOURE ALL, " WHOA, SWEET YAMMY DUDE!" TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AS YOU TWO SKIP TO THE TATTOO SHOP TO GET EACHOTHERS' NAMES ON YOUR BUTTCHEEKS.
TOOK IT HOME THE NEXT MORNING AND IN AN HOUR AND A HALF STRIPPED IT TO THE BONE. I DONT BLOG MY BIKES SO THIS IS THE LAST YOU'LL SEE OF IT UNLESS ITS ME RIDING BY YOU ON THE STREET ND YOURE ALL, " WHOA, SWEET YAMMY DUDE!" TO YOUR BOYFRIEND AS YOU TWO SKIP TO THE TATTOO SHOP TO GET EACHOTHERS' NAMES ON YOUR BUTTCHEEKS.
TODAYS TITTIES
YOU WENT TO THE GAY PRIDE PARADE (WHICH IS COOL. IM COOL WITH YOU EXPRESSING YOUR SEXUALITY THE WAY YOU WANT TO.) WHILE I, ON THE OTHER HAND, SKATED THIS FUCKIN SICK ONE WITH SOME GOOD BUDDIES THAT HAD TO CONVINCE SOME HARD CORE TWEAKERS TO LET US SKATE IT. YOU CAN SORTA SEE HOW SPUN OUT THE OWNERS ARE BY LOOKING IN THE BACKGROUND.
FUCK THIS SHITTY WORLD AND ALL THE PEOPLE IN IT IN THE FUCKING SKULL.
SHITHEAD FUCKS DESTROYED HAWAIIS' D.I.Y. CONCRETE SKATEPARK, =GRAVESIDE= AND RUINED IT FOREVER. IT IS GONE. DESTROYED. F.T.W. TO THE MAX. FUCK YOU TO DEATH IF YOU WRECK WHAT SKATEBOARDERS BUILD. OUR HEARTS GO OUT TO TIPPY BLAKE PATRAT MITCHELL KULLY AND THE REST OF THE GRAVESIDE CREW. DEATH TO THOSE THAT RUINED THEIR FUN.
ON TOP OF THAT, THE DAY BEFORE AN HOUR AND A HALF OF SEARCHING YIELDED THIS PAIR O' BIG UNS...
NO, NOT THOSE BIG UNS...
THESE ONES.GO SEARCH AROUND. YOU MIGHT FIND A FUCKING E M P T Y S W I M M I N G P O O L T O S K A T E B O A R D I N. DOYYYEEEEEE.
ALLRIGHT FUCKS. WE POURED CRETE SATURDAY. WHILE YOU TOOK YOUR WIFE TO TRADER JOES'.
PERFECT TRANSITION OPENS UP THE BIG CORNER AND CONNECTS THE LOVESEAT CARVE LINE STRAIGHT TO A SWEET NEW VERT WALL WITH SQUARE LIP. DO THE WORLD A FAVOR AND MAKE A SPOT. NOT ONE OF YOU HAS SENT IN YOUR CONCRETE PHOTO. DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR FUCKIN LAME SELVES.
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